These are challenging times for the inter-galactic PR guru.
I’m told that he was under severe stress on Sunday to firefight the tsunami of excrement that was heading for the back pages.
Indeed his problems started even before the match began.
I’m told that one veteran snapper, a chap of Ibrox sympathies, commented in the off-the-shelf black tracksuits that the Sevco players we wearing.
His observation was along the lines of:
“Look at the state of them. Is this how far we have fallen?”
Apparently, there was a miscommunication in the well-oiled shambles and the players were not “suited and booted” as expected.
The well-rounded communications Svengali was in a hectoring mood as he warned the cowed media not to use any images of the cheapo apparel.
So here you are.
Of course, there are far greater issues at the basket if assets.
However, for a subculture that puts such great store by sartorial punctiliousness, it did make me smile.
I’m still smiling.
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Personally I think the veteran snapper hit the nail right oan the napper.
Phil I couldn’t resist jumping up to date,but rest assured I shall go back noo and catch up,My curiousity just got the better of me.
Aw I can say on SG appointment is that Our Glorious Leader will remain dignified and conduct himself impeccably as per usual when asked questions of his protege.In other words,he’ll be himself,Gentleman✅
He will be having a wee chortle in moments alone,thinking of how his ex-student has come to study,quite literally,at the feet of his past Master.
2 years tops,that’s IF he doesn’t do walking away.For those same fans that were shouting We love you,if SG doesn’t get at least second or win a cup,well they’ll turn that Love into venom in a flash.
And Stevie Bhoy had better get out of dodge pretty swiftly.Somehow I can’t see him making it through the first season,HE WILL WALK ONCE HE REALISES HE HAS BECOME THE NEXT PATSY.
Mr Rodgers has already shown in press conference or/and interviews that HE tells them,the stenographers,NOT the other way round.They already know NOT to even attempt to mess him about.He puts them firmly in their place
Thank you for the updates.TAL????☮️✅???????
It’s not as bad as it is made out to be. The picture of the two players above doesn’t tell the full story. What you can’t see is the elegant and dignified brown brogues that they are wearing with their Asda sports gear. Class act indeed.
Hummels already gave them two fingers?
The basket of arses will soon be nattily clad in their new Hummin trackies. Lovely. HH
The signs of financial distress are everywhere to be seen. I can’t imagine that they have gone unnoticed by Gerard’s advisers who are used to the trappings of a genuinely big, rich club and who have no need to believe in the Emperor’s new track suit.
If anyone thinks that the The Ranger’s job is a springboard for former star players with manaegerial pretensions – they should look no further than Fat Sally and the strides he has made since managing the most successful club in inter-galactic history. Even Joey ‘Pyscho’ Barton has found a job while The Gardener remains a job seeker.
From where I’m sitting, StevieG should have battled Joey harder for the Fleetwood job – or maybe he did ? ? ?
Let’s all be thankful Pedro banned green boots or they might have pumped us on Sunday. I’m told that Halliday wearing a rosary is absolutely unplayable.
Oh dear oh dear. Peely tracksuits. Should’ve been nice to big Mike shouldn’t they !
Two furra pound doon the barras
Is that 2 for a pound the trackies or the players? 🙂 HH
Two football teams for a pound. It’s a buy one get one free sort of deal. Buy Rangers for a £1 and get Sevco thrown in to the bargain. BOGOF. ?