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The impecunious emperor jets in!

Mr David Cunningham King was at Hampden today to watch his beloved basket of assets. I think that a victory over Motherwell would have created the appropriate mood music to…read more →

A very fair sporting advantage

Yesterday UEFA published the figures from season 2016-2017. It detailed what payments had been made to clubs who had participated in the Champions League and Celtic received €31,740,000. It should…read more →

Loyal teammates and leaky caravans

I’m afraid that Sevco isn’t a very happy place at the moment. I understand that there was yet another bust-up on the battlefields of Auchenhowie yesterday. Senor Pedro Miguel Faria…read more →

Ethical PR and Ibrox

I was pleased to see that my union backed the Helsinki Declaration for ethical PR. Here are the key points on the NUJ site on the Helsinki Declaration. These ten…read more →

Storm clouds and false prophets

Here in Ireland, we’re getting ready to hunker down as Hurricane Ophelia is about to make landfall tomorrow. The folk at Met Éireann are playing a blinder in keeping the…read more →

Impecuniosity and credulity

When Mr King’s impecuniosity was admitted at the Court of Session yesterday it immediately presented several problems for the Sevco High Command. Firstly they all believed, at one time or another,…read more →

A day of impecuniosity

I’m hearing that the Serious Professional and Senhor Pedro Miguel da Silva Mendes had a rather heated exchange this morning. Apparently, the point of contention was the story in the…read more →