These are challenging times for the esteemed chairman of Rangers International Football Club.
I can reveal that he has had a trusted emissary working for him in the Far East to raise finance.
This fellow was involved with some entrepreneurs in Malaysia.
I think it is fair to say that these chaps have a rather unorthodox corporate structure and interesting revenue streams.
Sadly, these captains of industry in Kuala Lumpur decided to pass on the exciting investment opportunity that was being offered to them by His Glibness.
I think that The People would be interested to hear what was being offered as security for the principal.
Moreover, I think that the Sevco High Command will be surprised to find out about this Malaysian operation.
You see, they weren’t in the loop on this one dear reader.
If the South African based entrepreneur does attend the dignified gathering of the faithful in the USA, then he might try for some Stateside soft investment.
After all, Mr King’s business career has been based on the belief that there is one born every minute.
It is with regret that I have to inform you that the Sevco High Command were also recently refused by some Square Mile types.
While they had been down in the Imperial capital interviewing Poor Pedro, they’d also reached out to some City chaps.
Unfortunately, they received the formal reply at this start of this week.
Now dear reader, if I didn’t know any better, I would think that Sevco was a loss -making business without a credit line from…
Oh, you know the rest.
Phil…. Surely you’re not implying that Squinty would try to pawn the hallowed walls of iBrokes to drum up some cash?! Eh? Eh? Eh? Nudge nudge…wink wink! A nods as good as a funny handshake etc. Etc..
Our postman at work ‘knows for a fact’ that Minty, Souness and the Sales Sharks guy are at this moment ready to step in. There’s no talking to him. Beyond delusional.
The delusional cup runneth over contaminating the whole of sevco town.
Is there no financial governance over this mob…… This must be challenged crowd fund a lawyer and Sue the SFA for at best negligence at worst collusion… We have been paying season ticket money for a league that was corrupt
Great idea Josh! How much does Donald Findlay charge?
Loving it Phil.The happy dafties and gulliebillies getting shafted again.
That word ‘toxic’ keeps coming to mind.
Phil used to find your articles amusing. now they are just plain boring
Then don’t read them.
Reading about the Huns utter and ongoing humiliation, both on and off the field of play could never be described as boring. And things can only get worser ?
Boring are you kidding ? ????
What Sevco needs is men of blue chip credentials, or Malaysian gangsters, either/or will do, to fund their flapping operation as it sinks beneath the waves of wispy wavy Davy bullshit.
Cheers, Phil, I laughed a lot reading these past two articles but nowhere near as much as when I read Clumpster’s take on McInnes’ beard.
Man, that nearly ripped my scrot off 🙂
GASL better be careful who he rips off: The Asians won’t be as understanding as the South African orphanage.
2 words….Third Lanark.
Phil would be “A Bank”..Me thinks they’re in bigger trouble than The Hun MSM are letting on..Who in They’re rite Mind would do business with King..You’d need to be of your rocker to have anything to do with that guy..Keep up the good word Phil ??????
The Grim Reaper could be about to visit the Tribute Act
Sounds like something is creeping over the hill. The long game is sadly drawing to a close.
I Sincerely hope so.
Clint