I was pleased to learn today that the Enlightened One at Sevco had decided to rebalance the chakras of his frightened charges by having them bathe in the sacred waters of Loch Lomond.
The demanding Gekö of Auchenhowie also ordered a spiritually uplifting hike up Conic Hill.
Now, one can only imagine how the previous regime in the Blue Room would have reacted to this news.
However, the current owners, holed up in the Delaware Triangle, care only for the dollars.
Always the dollars.
As I have previously reported, Paddy Stewart has been informed by the senior guys Stateside that if young Russell has to be let go, then any severance payments will have to come out of his current budget.
The Americans are, in very significant ways, entirely different from the Ibrox klanbase in that they’re stable and unemotional about what happens at the stadium John Brown played for.
Young Master Martin has already achieved the most important one of his KPIs so far, which is Europa League Group Stage participation.
That’s number one, and he’s delivered on that.
The next one is to come second in the SPFL, within single digits of Celtic.
Obviously, that isn’t the current state of play, but it is September 2025, not April 2026.
Next up, the Easter Road men travel to Glasgow for a League Cup tie.
Sadly, the Bears already think that Russell has Hibsed it.
Not so much “battle fever” as “brace for impact”.
This latest move from the Enlightened One didn’t land well with Sevco’s valued customers.
It’s worth reiterating that things are different now at Sevco.
No one in the Bonnie Blue Room is emotionally invested in this 13-year-old club.
It’s just about the dollars.
Always the dollars.
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The Daily Ranger reports today, and I quote, that this has been the worst start by any Rangers manager in the club’s history with no wins from their first five league games. This is indeed true of the 13 year old club. That the old club got off to a worse start in 1978 with three draws and two defeats in their opening five games, could this finally be an admission that the two clubs are not one and the same or just another example of their woefully inadequate churnalism?
When’s Paddy Power paying out on relegation?
Did Charles Green no scatter the ashes of the original Rangers in Loch Lomond…?
Looks like Russell really is out of his depth
Also after all the trouble they got into by being involved with someone from the adult film industry, you would think they would give their latest squeeze a wide berth
Bonnie Blues 0 – 2 Tarts !!
Was he hoping to lose one or two players?
Rumours circulating that Butland dived off the end of a jetty and missed the water.
A drowning man goes swimming
I hope they all had a nice vegan packed lunch for the bus trip ,
Nothing better than some cold smoked tofu after a nice chilled dip 🤷♂️
As the Yanks are finding out…the Blue Room bike might not go in the direction required & dismount. The question therefore would be, who is next in line daft enough to jump on for a major disappointment.It could all end in tears as previous participants have found out to their displeasure.
“The Bonnie Blue Room” – nice one Phil!
The Bonnie blue banks of Loch Lomond
My sides are splitting 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Phil they said they always had Rodgers on the run enough said