Tomorrow is a big day for Sevco’s digitally enhanced midfielder.
In the stadium that Mr John Brown played for, the Tik Tok terminator gets to display the size of his appetite.
Apparently, “the hunger in the dressing room is real (2.44)“.
It is worth noting that there are no Celtic equivalents in this everyday tale of pressers and predictions.
On the contrary, Postecoglou’s charges just turn up and win.
That is why there is no silverware being paraded at Ibrox this season.
This match is happening at a time when a few high-level functionaries shave jumped ship from HMS Sevco.
Mr Kenny Barclay being the latest..
Across the city, Celtic fans hope this is a harbinger of a jelly and ice cream moment a la 2012.
In that case, they will be disappointed as UEFA’s new FSR ordinances are designed to prevent insolvency events.
By strictly pegging wages to football income, it prevents clubs from ruinously overspending.
Consequently, going forward, Sevco will be solvent and second.
It is worth pointing out that the departures from Ibrox have various reasons.
One, at least, was a personal career choice and nothing more.
The announced departure of the managing director is more significant.
For several years, Mr Robertson tried to get the brethren in the Blue Room to take on board his wise counsel.
I would wager that if they had listened to him more often, then the Sevco High Command wouldn’t be mired in a current litigation shitshow from Edinburgh to Sydney.
Others are leaving simply because of cost-cutting, with the remaining workforce being given more responsibilities.
This is normal when a business has to implement an austerity programme.
A victory for the home side tomorrow will give the Ibrox klanbase some hope and make the task of the succulent stenographers much easier over the summer.
The most recent name on the recruitment radar is this young chap.
As previously reported here, Sevco will be, in the main, shopping for free agents, loan deals and players that only cost a nominal fee.
Dear reader, that’s what you do when you have no money.
Football without fans I nothing, and the final Glasgow derby of season 2022-2023 will be a klan only affair.
They will undoubtedly try and motivate their misfiring heroes with some musical reminiscing of racism and razor gangs.
Always believe people when they reveal themselves, especially if they tell you that they are The People.
Sevco’s delightful clientele might even indulge in a bit of genocide humour, as many within the Ibrox klanbase think An Gorta Mór was a total hoot.
Presumably, this isn’t the type of hunger young Master Cantwell was referring to in that presser.
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Easy when the pressure is off. Big teams celebrate winning big games, wee teams celebrate beating a big team’s reserves in a dead rubber game
Gutted to lose the Dead Rubber Cup!
Yet more silverware in the Sevco cabinet.
The Treble will just have to do I suppose.
We don’t need administration or liquidation for ice cream n jelly Phil they died sevco are just a bad sad tribute act to the original jelly n ice cream hence the gift that keeps on giving knowing they could have massive bills coming dropping on their laps from pending civil acts constraining and tying up more monies giving them less to spend elsewhere just makes it all the more worthy of ice cream n jelly they may not die again 🤭but watching them squirm in delusions of grandeur and supremacy while knowingly playing second fiddle to the tattie munchers is definitely a jelly n ice cream day todays outcome is meaningless the league is won will sevco show respect to the champions with a guard of honour @ibrokes ? and with that answer I say to quote the gardener that’s their problem although I can’t say I’m not enjoying what’s happening to them at the moment ps the gift that keeps on giving since 2012 long may it continue
Cantwell = Photoshop fail.
I’ve seen young Cantwin described as ‘a unit’. That must be a glass display unit. He’s gonna be shattered tomorrow.
I’ve seen young Cantwin described as ‘a unit’. That must be a glass display unit. He’s gonna be shattered tomorrow.
Changed days from the 90’s. I agree with Phil. It’s going to be a one team league going forward. Unless something remarkable happens. Another epidemic or a Leicester perhaps. I’m confident the Hoops management are working with other partners to look at a more competitive league starting within the next 10 years. England has never been an option. An old cliche- “ Turkeys don’t vote for Christmas.” Hail Hail
If thw hunger in the dressing room is real, why not make morelos the last in line at the canteen. That way everyone can get fed
Wonder how the cost of living crisis and higher mortgage rates are impacting season ticket sales ( on all fronts ).
Will be interesting to see the final numbers for all clubs.
Meanwhile, actual enforced austerity for the British government and hence the recipients of benefits is looking.
The good old days are over…
The musical🤪 repotoire coming out of that cesspit will be heard by millions the world over. What must they think?
I think Mr. Ange will have the measure of what to expect tomorrow.
Sevco’s digitally enhanced midfielder.🤣🤣🤣🤣
A win for Sevco tomorrow wil mean no gap. But in reality the gap is constant and in their heads.
They are trying to flog some duds , kamara and co. But that would mean the squad is weaker and anyone they recruit would be filling the blanks. However the media will be hard at work tell us of all the world class players they are getting for her haw.
You get nothing for nothing