Mr Gerrard had a meeting yesterday with his new Sevco colleagues.
First order of business was players that are surplus to his requirements.
The Director of Fantasy was then dispatched to the Serious Professional with a list of names
Two have already been leaked to trusted stenographers.
Mr Gerrard has called a Holt and it certainly isn’t happy a Halliday in these summer months.
For the avoidance of doubt, these two fine fellows have not been told of this in person.
Moreover, there are more heroes in the unwanted category.
Fábio Rafael Rodrigues Cardoso and Eduardo Herrera Aguirre have no future at the basket of assets.
However, they have contracts with the Engine Room Subsidiary.
I think it is fair to say that the ex-Liverpool chaps were less than wowed by the facilities at the Hummel Training Centre yesterday.
Mr Gerrard has told his new work colleagues that he is not happy with the resources at his disposal in the striking department.
The ex-England captain was making decisions without any thought for the financial implications for Sevco.
The Caixinha crash has now begun…
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The Hummel school of excellence and world class breakfasts ….formally known as The sir bribe and lie school of criminals,tricksters and charlatans
I strongly suspect that Mr Gerrard is destined to uncover the polar opposite of the Holy Trinity in the not too distant future .
My Dad always insisted that one of the key ingredients for a happy life was always having something to look forward to and it has to be said that that the custodians of Sevconia never fail to facilitate my persuit of that objective ….. Hoopy Days .
Lets walk the walk haha, Aberdeen , Motherwell & Champions all away in Sevco express first 3 games.
What a job the new compliance officer has delivered.
Welcome to further Celtic dominance , could last forever.
Looks like the ‘Glibster’ overlooked one thing in his recent manipulations of the SFA and SPFL ….
…… He forgot to rig the fixtures machine..
Tough start Sevvie G! Ouch!
The bbc website Scottish Football homepage says it all about the media attitude right now…
Headline about Celtic opening title defence against Livingston..
Topped by pictures of Brendan Rodgers and …… Well… They’ve not got a manager! Why not just put a picture of Sevvie G in there instead.
The IBrokes obsession is Truly staggering.
I vet they start moaning that they are away to the sheep on the first day of the season.
I’m told that the Edouard deal is completely done and dusted…including…despite this morning’s rags statements….his personal terms.
I’m also advised that the fee will NOT break our previous transfer record.
Told in good faith…don’t shoot the messenger…:0)
HH
I’m told that the great unwashed have been told to call him…Stevie GER.
They never miss a trick to make an erse of themselves.
As for their new kit…??
It’s HUMMIN’.
Oh and Johansen has been sacked without so much as a by your.
Again, amazing contacts, you know he’s not happy barely an hour after he left the complex on his 1st real day.
You should be in the MSM your skills are wasted
i always jabs strutting around imagining hes malcolm tucker but instead of running a govt, he’s covering up for a skint football team and shyster.
Phil I’ve been an avid reader for ages now but all of a sudden my comments are not coming up?
Help me out.
I wonder how anyone can consider running a business into the ground by overspending other peoples money for decades as being successful in anyway?
Let alone the most successful success in World Football?
Liquidation is failure not success.
Or have I missed something?
Answers on a post card to:
Companies House
Crown Way
Cardiff
CF14 3UZ
The Gessard Revolution has correctly identified their training facilities are crap.
He’ll go a long way this boy.
Won’t be long before he identifies they’ve got no money to rebuild them.
#GessardExpress #HitsTheBuffers
Maybe he didn’t like the ‘breakfasts’.
‘The Caixinha crash has now begun…’
Yes it has,but what Pedro did will not be easily undone by sg,although he WILL be the one who suffers the consequences.That is, if he doesn’t wrap it in before Xmas.
I don’t think sg is a quitter,I just think he’s been hoodwinked into dck’s trance.
That will almost certainly come undone,time will tell…
Thanks again Phil,appreciated. HH?
Somehow I don’t think the Latinos will be as sanguine at being shoved out the door without compensation as was that nice Mr Magic Hat and his assistant, the Choker! lol!
The more I hear, and as you so rightly continue to remind us, Phil, the basket of assets has yet to play a match under Super Stevie G, the more I am amazed that the man took the job. As ever this can only end in tears. Tears of anguish for Stevie (Wonder) and the Sevconians; tears of joy for everyone else. I am not a guy who normally enjoys other people’s anguish but from time to time I am prepared to make an exception!
“The ex-England captain was making decisions without any concern for the financial implications for Sevco”.
He and King are a match made in heaven.
It’s hummin in the Hummel Academy
‘called a Holt and it cetainly isn’t happy a Halliday’…..ha ha ha. Great Phil
Jeezo, I’d at least want a peek in the door before I hired on at a chippy, let alone the “World’s Most Successful Club”.
Don’t tell me Gerrard is the new Real Madrid manager. I never saw that one coming. Lol
The clown is as thick as his wallet, let him drown in the cesspit that is Sevco Scotland.