Pre-match preparation the Sevco way

Oh dear.

It really is carnage in Sevco at the moment.

Last night there was a fair and frank exchange of views at Auchenhowie between the Serious Professional and an inter-galactic PR guru.

This truly is the dark side of the farce.

It was made very clear to the high-Level contactor that as soon as Mr King stopped paying his invoices he would be gone from the place.

Accusations and counter-accusations were made and an “Irish blogger” was brought up in conversation.

Earlier in the day, Pedro did indeed read the riot act to his squad and he did so as bearla.

However, he then spoke to his guys after the rant and did this in Español.

Sadly, one of the Quintessentially British chaps has a grasp of the Queen’s Spanish.

Jonatan Johansson also got the gist of what Pedro was saying to his guys.

Essentially it was for them to ignore what he had said to the entire squad in English and that to take no heed of it.

This led to a Quintessentially British delegation going to the Serious Professional yesterday regarding Pedro’s bi-lingual contradictory messages.

The players said that either the manager goes or they do.

All in all perfect preparation for the Kilmarnock game!

22 thoughts on “Pre-match preparation the Sevco way”

  1. Hearing that Bruno is giving the rest of his team mates his kick boxing instructor’s number.
    That will put an end to those poor wee souls being bullied week in, week out.
    Though given performances to date there’s no guarantee that they will hit their target.

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  2. they cant afford to sack him he if he’s gonna go he should just resign not ideal preparations for game against Kilmarnock he’s just put himself into more bother and Kilmarnock will be laughing at this dark days still there oh dear here we go to 10 in a row

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  3. Phil, right on the money as usual and clearly still getting under their skin. You mentioned new manager taking over existing ‘infrastructure’, and many in the media are missing the point of the current mess at Aye Broke. English isn’t the first language for either faction, so you can imagine the lingual carnage if Pedro gets resigned and RRM take over. Fergie, Kenny and Elbows all blowing out their arses in Glaswegian trying to impose a quintessentially British training session as the imports all kiss the badges, lol. Anyone know a good translator or mime artist?

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  4. Phil,

    On the subject of paying shite managers off when apparently having no money…….

    What is the latest on the magic hat and his team with their cash?

    You gotta laugh…..Kris Boyd saying he never knew a Rangers team that was so soft on the pitch.

    KRIS, THIS IS NOT RANGERS !!

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  5. Pedro makes Ronny Deila look like a fantastic manager. The guy is a Clown who should be awarded a degree in being a professional dimfek. No skills,banning green boots,constantly talking shite,albeit funny as fek. Long may he stay. All the very best Phil. ☘️

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    • Come on keep up. He means DCK is authorizing the invoices using Someone Elses Money (RIFC). That’s all he ever does. DCK would fall down in a faint if he thought he was actually paying for that “service” out of his own money.

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  6. Plastic Pedro right after the helofabeating from the steel men stated he was to blame
    However, after watching his best mate Hosa Morinuh kicking the shit out of the Man U players for loosing to Huddersfield … Plastic Pedro decided to follow suit … Blaming the players .. As any proud manager wouldn’t want their biggest rival manager feeling sorry for them like Brendan did .. But Bhoys do we feel sorry for Rangers
    Who got them in to this mess ???

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  7. Sevco have definitely gone All Glib n Shameful with a large Dose of Embarrassment.And thats before a Baws even blootered.Just Wondering how long the Govanian Globe Trotters Will be in existance.;)));)))And The Mighty Tic Soldier On and On.Bruno Alves complaining about other players rough housing of Sevco players.lololololol.This Portuguese Clown states this with no Shame ffs,Ten Heads n All..HH GIRUT

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  8. I find it hard to believe any of the staunchly british sevco player can grasp any other tongue other than the queen’s English

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  9. Just checking, is this still a loss making business without a credit line from a bank? Thought so. How will sevco pay off Pedro and his team if they were to be released? Will there be another bizarre “they all suddenly resigned” statement a la Warburton et al? Had to laugh at DJ on ssb last night. A caller referred to the ibrox team as Rangers International Football Club and DJ started to huff n puff. When the chap asked the above question about lack of funds to pay off Pedro, DJ refused to entertain it and the main host, to his credit, jumped in to point out the question’s validity. No reasonable response from DJ.

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  10. Phil, love your stuff, but please refer to the training ground in Milngavie as Murray Park and not Auchenhowie please? Imagine a Celtic chairman naming something after himself…. No wouldn’t think so.

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    • When Barratt start building a housing estate there soon, as a home buyer, I would much prefer it was called Murray Park, but when I want to sell, I want it called Auchenhowie…

      As they say in The City, buy low – sell high!

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  11. Swinging wildly from accepting the blame to accusing the players of embarrasssing him, the club and themselves overnight is not going to help morale. Does Pedro forget that most of those on the field were his signings…… Had to laugh on Sunday when I only realised that Pena was on the park when he was substituted.
    I retain some sympathy for Pedro as he had no idea what he was getting into but that disappears as soon as he opens his mouth at a presser.
    Lets see how many of his players appear in articles over the next few weeks bigging themselves up, yet again, before tripping up at the next big game.
    When SDM cast the club into the abyss did he forsee the depths that would be plumbed?

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  12. Was this dual – lingo pep talk (no, not that Pep! :-D)also enhanced with a liberal sprinkling of French from the staunch ones? They really are the comedy gift of all time – will we ever see such likes again. Seriously doubt that a Mark3 version will be attempted.

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  13. It was made very clear to the high-Level contactor that as soon as Mr King stopped paying his invoices he would be gone from the place.

    As he heads for the Doors

    This is the end, beautiful friend
    This is the end, my only friend, the end
    Of our elaborate plans, the end
    Of everything that stands, the end
    No safety or surprise, the end
    I’ll never look into your eyes, again

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