The latest statement from Mr David Cunningham Kim Jong-un was probably meant to soothe The People and it probably worked in that regard.
If it was also intended to silence to clamour to strip the tainted titles from the deceased club then it has almost certainly achieved the opposite effect!
You can read the entire statement here.
There are many jaw-dropping assertions within the statement.
However, it becomes surreal when it is compared to his stated opinions in 2012:
“With regard to EBTs, I was on the board so I have to take some responsibility.
“And I follow the logic of the argument that if we lose the tax case then we probably gained some competitive advantage.
“I believe that, on behalf of myself and most of the board members who were with me and probably agree with me, that we should apologise for that.”
(Dave King. June 2012)
You can read the piece here.
Compare that with today’s statement:
“Whether the scheme was in place or not, or whether it survived tax scrutiny or not, made no difference whatsoever to the playing squad of the Club during that period and hence had no impact on the performance on the pitch. We won all of our titles fair and square.”
This could only get more mental if the statement had been read out by an elderly Korean lady.
All the way from South Africa, an Inter-Continental Bullshit Message.
Of course, the officially approved outlets will relay the Dear Leader’s wise words with unquestioning obedience.
This makes The People happy.
Dear reader, do you still wonder why I often refer to this site as a Samizdat?
You really shouldn’t.
Not after today.
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And on the seventh day he rested.
Your output has been prolific over the last few days.
You deserve a day off tomorrow.
Many thanks.
No rest for me though.
I have a manuscript to edit.
Why can’t I get my replies published.
“As we rebuild the squad we are deliberately and transparently spending beyond our income. ” “While I am Chairman, Rangers’ overspending will always be on a sustainable and robust basis ..” ….Now this I’ve got to see.
Good work phil. Enjoyable piece
Well, Mr King, it looks like a unanimous verdict from the jury once again …
Glib & Shameless has offically become the Crackpot King Jong Off His Rocker.
Now go straight to jail and geez aw peace.
Reagan n Donkey can be yer cell mates if ye promise tae tell the truth.
Think ye can manage that ..?
New name for the BIGGOT BOX …….AREA 55
Phil
Without doubt …yours is the only go tonwebsite for real news…not fake news . keep going my Bhoy!!!!
Could it be that the independent legal advice that SDM got was from the same legal adviser that the SFA used?
His argument seems to be ….. we afforded these players through tax scams but if we didn’t do tax scams we would have done something else to bring in exactly the same guy’s we couldn’t afford.
D’oh but tax scams it was dumbo! Tax scams are what you used.
It’s akin to saying sorry I stole the rolexes from the jewellers. I could have got bank loans to buy them. So it’s ok.
The guy is a rocket, wired to the moon, loony tunes crackpot.
He can open his gub with that defence in court if he likes.
I don’t expect Celtic fc to enter a response to this. Their balanced truthful statement remains challenging the governing bodies.
“Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad.”
This guy is definitely out of his gourd.He must be hearing voices or something akin. Tin foil hat Mr King and watch out for that fat slimy thing humping your leg.Then again it maybe something else. Point of information Phil. Does the South African Health Service have a secure mental facility, which accommodates the seriously deluded, south of the Limpopo?
Just asking, concern for another Hunan being like.
Mind boggling! Like SDM, this eejit really has lost the plot completely.
I guess madness really must take over when your worst nightmares become your reality.
This is what happens when you have taken sound financial advice from a zero hours contract porn star and not the advise of your highly paid leagal team as sir duped would have us believe
Who’s duping who in this gaff?
By God, but that man is an idiot of the first degree!
Does he really think it wise to provoke both Murray & Celtic and every fair minded thinking individual across Scotland and beyond with garbage like this?
This is the last cry of the defeated here and he thinks he’s going down fighting, when he’s actually going down bleating, like all his baa baa blue sheep flock around him.
He’s lost the plot, and this is just the start of it.
Amused to see King glibly use the phrase ‘for the avoidance of doubt’ in his fantastically delusional statement.
Some people are just too stupid to understand that they are too stupid to be Machiavellian. Their schemes and lies are so obvious to others that they are taken as compulsive liars, fantasists and sociopaths – which of course they are.
Dave King always seems to think he’s the smartest guy in the room – but how often has that actually been the case?
Does Dave have any good mates to tell him, “Dave, that’s bollocks and we all know it. Stop being such a dickhead.”?
Cat, even if friends were to tell him it would be of no use. It’s been discovered fairly recently after many years of study that those members of society who are completely incompetent are blissfully unaware. The study has shown this to be a coping mechanism of the human mind. This explains why, when all around can see a born buffoon fail continually right in front of them, said individual will carry on regardless. I’m sure we’ve all encountered these sort’s in the workplace etc. Can be the only explanation I can think of. I find myself flabbergasted every time he utters a sentence. HH
That man is a complete and utter buffoon. Have no more words. HH
Did he release this statement from the stage of jongleurs comedy club ?
Looks like you called it right on thee narrative from TGSL would be the knight was to blame was spot on .
The club gained nothing from the EBTs the murray group gained plenty
sounds like a lovers tiff
HH
Once again a statement from Rangers does more harm than good – whatever happened to dignity at all times?
That said, it comes as no surprise. Do you remember from November 15, after the ruling of the Court of Session, if I may:
http://www.heraldscotland.com/sport/football/14028134.Dave_King_Rangers_will_fight_off_any_attempts_to_rewrite_history_/?ref=rss
This was his pre-empting of the latest judgment and his threat to hold others to account. Who the hell is he, or who the hell are Rangers, to hold others to account? As Ian Archer said back n the day, a permanent embarrassment and an occasional disgrace…
He knows he has lost. The game is up.
I’m off to get some jelly and ice-cream.
Dave your Club didn’t exist at the time of this incident so it remains unaffected. Your opinions are noted, equally unwelcome and importantly irrelevant.
Spot on.
I was pleased to read that King took the chance to ‘personalise’ this issue by naming Celtic in his diatribe.
It worked out well for him and his associates when they last poked a big dog with a stick at the Cup semi-final in 2016…..
Keep going, Dave.
Phil ,
(1) Follow the money that financed the EBT Scheme – this is not a difficult task .
(2) It all came from Bank of Scotland as SDM amassed debt of inexcess of £1.1 billion – including £100 million plus at rangers.
So how much of this debt was written off by the Bank ????
My guess ( and it is only a guess) £50 million plus at Oldco and who knows £ 600 million plus at Murray Group in total !!!!
No wonder HBOS went bust!!!! Feel for the HBOS shareholders as they ate the cost of the EBT scam .
(3) SDM has said he received independent legal advise on the EBT matter – let SDM provide a copy of the written legal opinion as it could help defend his right to a title and also defend the “good ” name of
Oldco.
In governance , truth and transparency we trust.
Sean
Funnily enough the £20m he claims to have lost in old dead Rangers was lost at the same time he was squirrelling away 200m Rand from the South African Tax Authorities.
You could not mark this mans neck with a Thermal Lance.
Glib,shameless and ultimately deluded.
The different holding company myth is about blown out the water