Assessing the Ibrox Jenga tower

These are trying times for the Sevco High Command.

I’m told that there was an emergency meeting called for yesterday.

The reason for this dignified conclave was to address the current financial situation.

Until now, the extent of the problem has only been known to the Transcendental Chairman, his Stateside consigliere and another quintessentially British colleague.

Sadly, that executive trio had some bad news to share with the rest of the brethren.

First off, the final cost of the Copland shit show will be multiple amounts of the original refurbishment budget.

Dear reader that doesn’t sound much like a “delay in a materials shipment from Asia” to me.

Unfortunately, the administrators of Elite Sports don’t seem to be in the mood to be amenable.

They want the full amount and nothing less.

Then, there are the contractual issues with vendors at Hampden.

No doubt the mood was sombre when it was agreed that there would be no more soft loans and no options were off the table.

It remains to be seen just how wobbly the Sevco Jenga tower is and whether or not that big crane at Ibrox can hold it up!

One wonders how dear Philippe feels about going into season 2024-25 with a squad that has been depleted by an austerity drive.

14 thoughts on “Assessing the Ibrox Jenga tower”

  1. I remember in 1 of your articles pre sevco you wrote how a crisis isn’t just 1 problem but several that come at same time de javu

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  2. Yes, Celtic have great big Dane in goal while The Rangers (est 2012)!have a great big Crane in goal.
    This may be the the first season in a while that The Rangers (est 2012) don’t win the close season cup!

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    • You bring up a very good point here. If – and it’s a big if – the Hampden system can somehow be “mapped” to accept the Ibrox season tickets, I can’t see any way that can be accomplished other than by an onerous and costly manual reprogramming exercise.

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