Some in the Ibrox klanbase think Mr Beale cannot differentiate a fullback from a corner flag.
I have heard various attempts to explain his starting formation on Sunday, and it all sounds like something that Oppenheimer was working on at Los Alamos!

In the words of his mentor Albert Einstein:
If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough.
Well, some suspect that Mickey is making it up as he goes along and hoping for a result.
Your humble correspondent is agnostic on that one, as it is an ecumenical matter.
However, what is definitely the case is that the ex-QPR legned has a very savvy agent.
I was told today that if the eleven-year-old club dispenses with Beale’s, then they must pay the severance package upfront.
Consequently, there will be no instalments a la Gio.
I understand that if Mr Breale and his tactical entourage were to go, the cost would be in the region of £3.5m.
That then makes sense of the response of the Transcendental Chairman to well-heeled brethren in the Blue Room on Sunday.
Essentially, if they wanted Beale gone, they would have to stump up.
At that point, the Dunkirk Spirt was very much in evidence in the Blue Room.
Of course, an alternative solution to this sticky issue would be for Mickey B To Do Walking Away.
Resigning without a payoff would be the dignified, if stupid, move from the Englishman.
Consequently, I wouldn’t be surprised to see some pretty transparent attacks on Mickey from the succulent suspects in the Stenography Corps.
Acting on orders from the Sevco High Command, their object will be to make it clear to the Ibrox klanbase that bloviating Beale has been backed with gazillions and has recruited poorly.
Mickey’s Money is set to be the next storyline in the Sevco sitcom.
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They wouldn’t get £3.5m for all the new recruits Beale has brought in.
Deja-vu FC throwing in the towel 4 league games in, sweeter than I expected.
Rebuilding a team you would expect to look for gaps to fill and reinforcements in all areas, not Beale 4 or 5 strikers will do the trick. As the wee boys in ibroxnoise speculated, his new tactic of not playing wingers just extra attackers was inspirational, tactics way before their time. Genuis almost. An astute plan to see Beale a few million better off.
Football management is a lucrative game especially on failure, take pay off, quickly move on, repeat…
Kevin Muscat, Ange’s apprentice would cost a fair amount to bring in, question is, will he be daft enough to take a job pandering to a rabid Klan, will Ange see him right?
Beale talks about replacing those leaving but I am sure he would have had a hand at moving most out with a view to his own team so that excuse of an avenue is out. He is simply an imposter who has lied for months in plain daylight but the Klan filter disguised that and those who actually listened, watched, heard and saw the excuses and fibs knew that he would not be around for long.
Demonstration at the doors coming and maybe some pitchforks and torches with some needing some dental work shortly after. HH
Beale should blame the failed recruitment strategy
…on the Sporting Director! 🙂
He could be resigned Warburton style.