Ethnic assistant required for managerial genius

Firstly a little  good news for the Ibrox klanbase

The Blue Room gets it.

They really do.

Their concern is that the work experience incompetence of Mickey Rookie could impact season ticket renewals.

Consequently, the Sevco High Command are now actively considering bringing in an assistant with the appropriate ethnic credentials to soothe the Ibrox klanbase.

Now for the bad news.

I’m told that Mr Beale doesn’t think he has any shortcomings.

Moreover, the chap in the dugout has a cunning plan.

Actually, that’s the problem.

There doesn’t seem to be any discernible evidence that he realises that he’s one defeat in the league away from a major implosion among the club’s supporters.

If we follow follow the money, it is vital that the Sevco High Command sells the MAXIUM amount of season tickets.

Even at that, they’re still financially trailing their larger, richer rivals across the city.

So expect planted stories in the media in the coming period that there IS a plan between Mickey and the Director of Fantasy.

So, dear reader, a full stenography is in place until further notice.