The Sevco matrix

Mr Beale may triumph tonight in the stadium that John Brown played for.

Since he replaced Mr Giovanni, the QPR icon has benefited from the usual gushing from the Stenography Corps.

It was ideal conditions for the succulent drooling as there were no competitive matches.

Now, on the day when the real business is about to resume, his Galacticos have already triumphed in an imaginary digital match against the Easter Road outfit.

The Ibrox klanbase will be reassured that their digital heroes cruised to an easy victory.

Inside the Sevco Matrix, all things are possible.

In a stunning development, the digital Alfredo can run!

Amazingly this embarrassing pish is presented to the readers of the Glasgow Times as news.

At this stage, any attempts to parody the Fitba Fourth Estate in Fair Caledonia are doomed to fail.


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22 thoughts on “The Sevco matrix”

  1. Further to my “rant” re. VAR…I watched their game tonight and as I’ve said on here before…
    If you canny be good…be lucky.
    And they aren’t good…but they sure are lucky.
    But once again the lack of VAR “references” needs a mention.
    It is astounding that none of the incidents merited a second look…and why always with them ?
    The fix is in…so let’s keep winning every game…and they can shove VAR where the sun don’t shine.

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  2. If Hibe can waltz through the Ibrox defence then the Celts can surely do the same or better.
    That should end all the nonsense about brown brogues and collar and ties at Ibrox.
    It’s hilarious what the Scottish football media go to print with.
    Are they so stupid that they don’realise that people are laughing at them and the nonsense they come up with?

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  3. Surely it’s now time for our Club to request ( I’d prefer demand but its our Club we’re talking about) a meeting with the SFA to discuss VAR.
    Now I’m not qualified to know if the incident with Sands V Hibs was a penalty or not…Indeed further examination might have proved that there was no infringement…but for it not to be referred for scrutiny is beyond belief…and can only mean one of two things…Sheer incompetence….or cheating.
    I am convinced its the latter.
    But the more our Club refuses to engage on this topic…the more Sevco will get away with murder.
    Oh and while they’re at it….They should also ask the State Broadcaster why it was totally ignored on Sportscene.
    This wee country stinks of corruption…and our Board…by it’s silence…is complicit.

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    • Incompetence or cheating? Bit of both I’ve always thought.
      When was the last time, if ever, you left a game thinking, wow the ref had a blinder today?

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  4. Hibs have now lost 7 of their last 8 games, in the second half they collapsed completely.. If they don’t get that defence sorted out I think they will be relegation candidates.
    As far as the Ibrox mob are concerned I honestly don’t see anything for us to worry about, at the moment their defence is there for the taking. Let’s hope we go for the jugular on Jan 2nd.
    As far as VAR goes another penalty to the opposition according to the present day rule book goes unpunished and wasn’t even looked at by VAR. We play in a dishonest football environment in Scotland, that’s why it gives us such great pleasure when they still can’t stop us even with the cheating.

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  5. The Scottish Media are beyond parody .
    When it comes to all things regards the club that came out of the ashes of liquidation
    From Brogues to Video Games
    What exclusive shall we get next
    We await with baited breath .

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  6. We can’t imagine having professional journalism in these parts. Their main headlines consist of upheavals at the Louse of Windsor, and feelgood stories surrounding Ibrox. Zero hour contracts and people trying to heat their homes is an afterthought.

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  7. Could not give a red neck a roasting with a blow torch over in Govan.
    Who cares what they wear, or games they play with before or after games, let’s just keep winning, and watch them squirm. HH

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  8. For what its worth…I got it kinda right…The scoreline suggests it was close…but Hibs were really poor in the second half…and Sevco should have humped them…Bottom line is…3 points to the bad guys.

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  9. “In a stunning developement, the digital Alfredo can run!” 😀
    TBH if I was a Hibs player I would be so insulted by this I’d want to teach the sevconians a lesson in how football is played in reality. Mon the Hibeez!

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