Getting all sensitive about a bit of Sevco scéal

All superheroes must have a special power.

However, they do not get to choose which one it is.

I’m hearing that DUPMAN would probably like to have x-ray vision.

That would assist him in looking for a mole.

Apparently, he gently questioned several Sevco employees today about the offering yesterday from your Humble Correspondent.

I’m sure that these words will ring a Bell inside Auchenhowie.

The idea that someone from the DUP is trying to stem leaks anywhere is genuinely hilarious for this Irish journalist.

I was impressed to learn today that the superhero had initially compiled a list of those who could possibly have overheard his heart-warming pep talk to the Croatian fullback.

For the avoidance of doubt, poor Borna had remained seated throughout the Ulsturr Scatch performance art.

I would not be surprised if one of those pesky emails will go out on Monday reminding staff that what happens in Sevco stays in Sevco.

Of course, I never discuss sources.