What’s the story Castore?

Look, I’m sure that those lovely chaps at the sportswear behemoth on Merseyside did all of their due diligence on Sevco.

I mean, there is no way that they would have just stumbled into this  Sevco deal blindly!

Consequently, they will be entirely sanguine about General Ashley deploying his legal divisions on injunction operations.

My information is that August 1st is an important date for Big Mike.

Apparently, he’s quite protective about this “exclusivity” thing.

My Shirebrook guy used the word “urgently” apropos these legal mechanisms.

Compared to Sports Direct Hummel are small potatoes, and they decided to Do Walking Away.

Castore?

Well, they’re tiny.

So, are they up for a battle on this?

Moreover, have they been fully informed about all the possible legal ramifications of pissing off Big Mike?

Now, I’m sure they have been kept up to speed at all times by their dignified partners in the Blue Room.

Just for reference, very little escapes the attention of General Ashley’s reconnaissance units.

I’m thinking of the Quintessentially British pop-up shop outside of a dignified hostelry.

Even that hilariously endearing piece of retail performance art found its way into court documents lodged by Big Mike’s guys.

I’m sure that the Castore chaps will be fully aware of the details of the litigation involving Elite Sports.

After all, due diligence and all that.

I do hope that Señor Alfredo José Morelos Aviléz enjoyed his short stay in the imperial capital yesterday.

For the avoidance of doubt, the churnalism about a “knockdown price” is the absolute maximum that the Sevco High Command hope they will get for the ample Colombian.

If he does leave the basket of assets, then I’m sure that his representative will want all of Alfie’s back pay settled.

After all, the pobresito has a Lamborghini to support.

Over the years the striker has given huge pleasure to thousands in Glasgow.

Of course, they were wearing the Hoops.

 

5 thoughts on “What’s the story Castore?”

  1. Thank you Phil for keeping us all informed.
    My big question is, why would anyone want
    to piss off a real billionaire in favour to a used
    car salesman? Defoe is now injured and they
    say a deal is on for more or less for £15 million.
    Just hope big Mike finishes them off.

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  2. Castore seems to have only two high profile sponsorship deals – Sevco and the West Indies Cricket Team. This seems like an odd combination.

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  3. Mick,
    I believe you may be overestimating here, how the depth of knowledge and grasp of detai held by yourself and by many of your readership, is completely outside the experience of others previously disconnected to certain character traits and historical realities.
    Specifically, English people.
    Learning lessons takes time and knowledge. I’m sure there’s a shortage of both in certain quarters just now

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