It would appear that Operation Sell Alfredo has moved from the desperate to the ridiculous.
This world-exclusive expects the reader to countenance the possibility of a move from Sevco to Barcelona for the ill-disciplined Colombian.
Even more bizarrely the Sevco striker would be a replacement for Luis Alberto Suárez Díaz.
For the chaps on the Daily Radar, it might be worth pointing out that the Uruguayan is a world-class striker.
He is a sublime player who almost single-handed brought Liverpool to within an inch of the EPL title.
Sadly, one of his teammates slipped up.
So this Alfredo is good enough for Barca?
Good enough to be part of a strike force with this guy?
At this stage, I must abandon any idea that I could parody this nonsense.
Whatever this is in the Daily Radar it certainly isn’t journalism.
When I was sent this offending item today, I called three folks in the professional game in Scotland.
I wanted to gauge their reaction to this award-winning shite.
One of them is involved in a coaching role for a provincial club.
The other two are in the business of club administration.
They all reside out with Glasgow and would have no allegiance to Peter’s beloved “Old Firm”.
When I called, they had not seen or heard of this gushing pish in the Daily Radar.
Each phone call was eerily similar.
It entailed me reading from the piece and the other person laughing uncontrollably.
For the avoidance of doubt dear reader, I do not expect you to be any different in your reactions.
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Fucking state of you ya moon howling cunt. You’ve got a cheek to ask for donations, The amount of absolute pish you put on here is ridiculous. You’re a sad bitter lying clown. Grow the fuck up ffs
Oh dear…
Oh dear another tea-cosy man .
Think you need to get a grip my man. If it upsets you so much then why the feck are you reading Phil’s blog.
Indeed…
What lies have been published here?
Good score yesterday, eh…?
Listen Griff15 how do we know that this Scud is talking about Benny from a tv show that has a disability.. everyone is jumping on the bandwagon here. He could be talking about Benny Hill for all we know. Was that not a COMEDY SHOW the same that is happening in Govan.
Listen?? Did you really just start your comment at me with Listen…… Nae bother big guy!!!
It’s been established numerous times that Scuds reference ‘Bennys’ is based on the character with learning difficulties from Crossroads……. So either you’ve been recruited by Scud or you are Scuds alter ego.
The patters pish, The ignorance is shocking and rather than accept it Scud continued to fight and bicker.
Jog on
Why is Scud being made a target here…. is it not Moreorless that is a target for Barca..🤯🤣. Is this not what we are meant to be discussing.
Its appears that spurs and inter milan have entered the bidding frenzy for the world class striker Morelos. We should really just enjoy the final moments before he hits the big time.
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/tottenham-readying-alfredo-morelos-swoop-21332493
Phil,
If we look at the farce playing out over Trump’s impeachment and the manner in which the ‘trial’ has been set up, what hope do we have of taking on a compliant media and corrupt SFA.
The BBC were called out time and time again for putting out favourable pro-Tory rhetoric time and time again. Nothing happens, nothing changes.
These people literally ‘bore us’ all into submission.
The amount of Celtic supporters who use the tag ‘Old Firm’ freely and openly is gut-wrenching.
Most of us are so disillusioned that we have no strength to fight them anymore.
Keep up the good fight, pal.
You are probably needed now more then ever before!
I am currently enjoying a wee break in Spain and watched the football on local TV last night. Barca have 3 people on there transfer list… Aubameyang, Werner and Rodrigo!! Not a word about the “World Class” Colombian 🤔😂
Beggars believe…
There’s no grammatical or spelling error there, when you are understand the ‘beggars’ in question are all paid up season ticket holders and shareholders at Ibrox.
The same guys that drank all the kool-aid that squinty served them.
There are a few clubs who I think could gamble on Morelos. However it would be a complete idiot who would pay 50 million (no sniggering at the back) for him from the Scottish league and a bankrupt club. They would bit the hand off you for 10….personally I think he could be OK and would (if it was quite affordable) test their resolve with 7 or 8.
Is this just to start a bidding war with Real Madrid?
Any truth in the rumour that PSG have offered Cavani plus £20m for Moreorless?
Collective laughter throughout Scotland. Additionally throughout the Iberian Peninsula. That’s if they know this joker Morelos actually exists. To think some people study ‘journalism’ for five years. Truly desperate.
Like the old one where Rankers were gonna sign Ronald De Boers brother…. Rupert
Barcelona!!!!!! Lol cheers phil that cheered me right up pml
They lifted that from a Colombian Sports Channel it was a mix up in translation from Spanish to English Phil what they meant to say was for the right price the wee bas’ is a loner
I had heard it was Juventus who phoned about him yesterday…then my contact came back to confirm it was…
Fray Bentos who enquired.
“Pass me that 3lire bottle of JD sweetheart…I need to read this again sitting down”
Would actually love for this to be true, to watch Sergio Ramos kicking seven colours of hun right out of him
Do you think he will go straight into the first team? 🙂
Of course he will! And Messi will be benched to accommodate 2020’s Ballon D’Or winner, for certain! 😂😂😂
Desperation, in the hope that a wee bit club might table a bid. But why, wait till the house of cards implode.
C’est la vie
HaHa I’ve just pissed myself
Oh dear I think I posted to soon yesterday when I said nobody was coming in for the madman that is morelos. I did expect a madman journalist from the daily ranger to punt him out but this totally beats every other club morelos has been mentioned with . And here was me thinking that it was only wee coco the clown at ibrox noise that smoked those funny cigarettes and guzzled the buckfsst . The thing is those mad BENNY’S will swallow this FAKE news story .
Somebody at Sevco has been smoking the Buckfast and drinking the funny fags, by the looks of it!!
Dear Mr Scudmissile,
Can I please ask that you refrain from calling Sevconians – BENNYS? I assume you are referring to a character from a British soap opera who was portrayed as a person with learning difficulties.
I’ve tried to ask before that you refer to Sevconians as Sevconians or somesuch. There are plenty of names to call them and many witty quips to be made at their expense.
I have a child with learning difficulties whose life is made an absolute misery at school, and has been since primary through to high school, by relentless bullying, both physical and a constant torrent of psychological and verbal torture.
So much so that they fake illness in order not to attend school. What a horrid way to grow up. I expect children to be less enlightened, but I assume you are an adult and think you’re on to some tag for Sevconians that will stick.
Please please give it a rest. It’s not big and it’s not clever.
You should be above it, please.
I am sorry to hear that your child has been treated in this way.
No child should be treated like this of course but we all know through our own experience that school can be a very unforgiving place for some kids.
Hopefully yer man refrains from using that patter bud from now on if indeed he’s been using it for that reason?
Il say a wee prayer tonight for your kid either way bud in the hope that this hellish treatment ends.
God Bless Your Family
🙏🏼
A very fair comment.
I hope that it is taken on board.
Oh dear people on here with double standards you yourself Magdalena describe journalists in Scotland as bigot trash without any proof because they refer to Neil Lennon as Lennon. Does your son with a learning disability know this is how you describe and talk to people. You can’t have it both ways check the archives. Remember that bigot trash is someone’s son or daughter .
Get a grip of yourself. There’s a big difference in castigating someone for their behaviour and opinions and going after a person with a medical condition they can do nothing about. How many time do you need to be asked to drop this sad shit patter before it sinks in.
Alex the point I’m making is how stupid Glagow Rangers supporters are for believing the fake news in newspapers and through TV outlets . People are taking things to seriously here . We have comments on this blog describing Glasgow Rangers supporters as the Klan or Sevco is that being disrespectful. So no I wont get a grip as I said previously DOUBLE STANDARDS.
You have someone who is a parent of a child with learning difficulties telling you to alter your language.
That should give you pause for thought.
There are other words that you can use to describe the collective credulousness of the Ibrox support.
Alas, I expected you to be the bigger man, but no.
I stand by my assertion that the journalists and editorials that take aim at Celtic and Neil Lennon are from bigot trash. I don’t need to know them, their words speak for themselves. They say nothing about the bigotry that pours down from the stands at every ground in Scotland. They therefore condone it and very often publicly defend it, vis a vis they are bigot trash themselves. They are another bigots son and daughter. I read the same as you, I hear the same as you, you can draw your conclusions and I have drawn mine.
I have that opinion, what I don’t do is continually call them names that play on a disability. You may call it double standards, and therefore you have the chance to be the better man, unfortunately you don’t see it, which is a great shame.
My child has no interest in football, thankfully, however they are fully aware of my feelings regards the inherent blatant and latent bigotry that pervades every level of society in Scotland.
They have been advised to keep council on political and any opinions on this country for fear of reprisals. They understand that I have spent too many years here, which has been made worse as I have lived and worked in England, Germany, Spain and further afield where the peculiar Scottish form of bigotry is nowhere to be seen, and I actually believe it has gotten worse in the last seven years and upon my return to this country I see an open and outright assault on the minority demographic I belong to. I will never waiver on my opinion that establishment Scotland would happily see the eradication of Catholicism in this country. Thus my assertion that they are bigot trash.
All of the above does not negate the reasonable request that you please find some other name to call Sevconians other than resorting to a label that infers a form of disability.
Surely you are better than that?
You can label me as a crusty old bigot myself if you wish, I’ll take that on board, but please don’t use it as justification for the name you call them.
Find something else, please.
Magdelena so you say you don’t need to know someone to see them as a bigot very judgemental my friend . As I pointed out to you and others on here DOUBLE STANDARDS but you and others are first to jump on the band wagon when it suits you all wanting to be politically correct as they saying goes you cant have your cake and eat it . Some posts on this blog on all sorts of articles Phil has highlighted have been heavy duty at times I did not hear the politically correct brigade shouting from the rooftops then . So I will ask you and the others to get a grip .
Being a bigot is a choice. Having a disability is not. Wise up and stop using it.
Scud, your benny and Coco patter is pish mate and I’ve seen plenty of guys requesting you stop it for months now.
Fair dos you kept it up and ‘stood your ground’ as it were, however you’ve now been asked kindly and quite analytically by a guy who is offended by it, not because it’s pish but because it relates to a TV character that had learning difficulties and he himself has a CHILD with similiar difficulties… Failing to acknowledge that and continuing to argue your case is bloody ignorant and ridiculously selfish, cut the crap, find some new patter and hey why not go the step further and apologise to the guy you’ve offended…… MAN UP AND TAKE YER OIL!! If not then you’re the COCO!!
Makes four of us reading an rotflmao
I know I said the other day I was pmsl at the comparison of El Buffalo and LS which makes me wonder if the MSSM are reading your blog Phil and just printing what seems ridiculous and like this funny?
Has Barcelona started trading in the Exotic Currencies Market then? Maybe they found a few Yuan Renmimby down the back of the settee?
Whoever came up with this nonsense should have paid a bit more attention to the MSDS that came with the big tub of Unibond tiling adhesive!! Always ensure the room is well-ventilated before using the product!!
Possibly Two things; JABBA has finally lost his mind and had a complete mental breakdown or the Daily off the Radar has had enough of it, have Morelos fatigue, and are now simply taking the piss.
Don’t think anyone at the Daily Ranger is smart enough to begin to know how to take the piss.