I am hearing that the Serious Professional and a transatlantic brother had to have a sit down with their intergalactic PR guru.
Apparently, the fantasy wages on offer for señor Alfredo José Morelos Aviléz has caused a real problem.
So the Ample Advisor has been told to reign in the BS.
Consequently, don’t be surprised if the putative wages on offer in the media for Morelos start to be massaged down to around £30k per week.
You may recall that when the Daily Radar broke the amazing scoop it was stated that the mystery Chinese club wanted to pay the Colombian £60k per week.
The problem with this fantasy is that the player’s agent was soon knocking on the door looking for a new commensurate package for his guy!
Consequently, the high-Level fairy story that has been faithfully regurgitated by the Stenography Corps will now have to be toned down.
All of this has been an expensive fantasy for Sevco.
It is the sort of thing that journalists should be across.
Yeah, yeah, I know…
The time has come sir, for you to seek medical help.
This guys staring at his deluded reflection.?
Thanx Phil.
I’m of the view that pay rises won’t kick in until next season…fake news for the gullibillies to swallow. Morelos will go to a 2nd tier team either in England or abroad for £1.5m at most. The Close brothers charade is an attempt to Park and co to pony up more cash or those bad Bankers will take our beloved car park off us. It all stinks and yet goes unreported anywhere but here. Meanwhile Tavernier dreams of a treble and the champions league…someone needs to make the call to switch his life support machine off and put the poor guy out of his misery….he is quite mad!
I have it in good authority the name of the Chinese agent brokering the moreorless deal is non other than……….
Foo kin nae wan.
To be fair he is a bit difficult to contact though.
The PR Guru has a hunger that needs satisfied, he will not give up his seat at the table.
Shown the door he will turn on his paymasters with some vitriol aimed at Govania.
Celtic take in approximately £3m on Thursday night. Sevco go, including interest, around another £4m in debt. So in about a week, give or take, the financial gulf widened by £7m. But hey, the Orcs will tell you that the gap is closing. No pun intended!!
They plan to repay it from ST monies, from which 20% VAT is deductible. So they actually need to sell £5m of tickets to service a £3m debt. The Loan Rangers are coming!
£4.8m to be precise. The vat of which is £0.8m.
Still it is what is it and they are fucked
The Loan Rangers… hahahah 🙂
They’ve created a Morelos monster and most of their blows are self inflicted.
What about an illegitimate way out of this morass, providing the insurance is up to date.
Maybe a wee conflagration, or a fake earthquake, well it is after all structurally in an extremely poor state.
Then again, the fire option is not viable, as shite doesn’t burn too well. At least it didn’t the last time I checked.
Maybe the big bad wolf the close brothers will just come and blow it down mmm
What’s the difference between Scottish media and a bag o shite?
Yes you got it. The bag obviously!
Sevco really need to reign in The Hutt. We all know that he’s always been a tool in his current existence.
The whisper from Level 5(lol) is that the Chinese have offered 2billion PACcoins
(Crypto currency) for Alfredo.
Gullabillies …………Line up here for your Clozapine please.
Nurse Ratched
Ah so. Or is it arsehole
DR employ quite a few….
Morelos and his agent must be in on it as well. The boy seems happy enough just to play on for a pish club on pish wages. He’ll be lucky if he on 6K a week. All this talk of players like barton and Alves on 30k a week is more fantasy. 15K max.
The King is not to be underestimated. He is a convicted fraudster and excellent manipulator. He will have put a very good c.v. to potential clubs. Morelos will be on paper what Messi is on the park…
Potential potential potential…basically bullshit and lies to attract foreign clubs unaware of the Scottish game…..Kinda like lying on your c.v. to get the desired job…
Have you spelled “reign” wrongly…
Or is there an irony I’m missing..?
Cheers.
Many a quip is contained within a homophone…
I asked my big brother what a Homophone was…and by his answer…
its fair to say he wouldn’t get a job with BT…But I digress.
Ewe dun the write thing in being franc with me…and giving it strait.
I now oh you won.
Every day is a school day as they say….
The only legitimate way for Newco to climb from the financial mire is to get CL football and qualify for the Group Stages as the Champions have done for the last 2 seasons.
That won’t be next season therefore the losses and soft/Close Bros loans will increase further.
With no sign of a share issue total loans by the end of the season will be getting near to the annual revenue number.
That’s not great considering that the majority of the soft loans need repaying as none of the lenders are billionaires.
New deals for Windass, Tavernier and Morelos on top of the inflated wage bill will make the last loss reported in the accounts look quite respectable.
With Kingco no longer the bank of last resort where to next if Morelos doesn’t go before the Chinese window closes.
More borrowing secured against property or other assets? Are Ibrox and Murray Park free from all other claims?
If the additional assets included in the Close deal turn out to be future ST sales, surely not, there will be hee haw left from the May ST harvest and will hole Robertson’s claim of financial strength below the waterline.
Oh dear!.. could his wings being clipped be Stage 1 of the process to remove Level 5 from their list of business suppliers?
That being the case, Stage 2 will be either a forensic examination of the pish that bears the Level 5 moniker, or they will scrape together the cash to pay his final invoice. Seeing as every penny is a prisoner, and will be needed to repay those nice Close Brothers in a timely fashion, I suspect forensics will become the order of the day. Could be a blessing in disguise for Jabba, though… I believe POTUS enjoys a bit of fake news. ?
What? A PR Guru doing more harm than good and getting paid a fortune for it? Surely not?
Only in the fantasy world of Sevco!
It shows that those in charge of the blue room have not conducted a cost benefit analysis of retaining L5PR operation. It would appear to be nought but another cash cow milking the ever drying teet down Govan way
Just put a £20million bid in
Show me the money ?
Can some enterprising cub reporter spread the news that China has offered Morelos Neymar wages? We need to speed this process along …