As recently as close of business yesterday Senhor Pedro Miguel Faria Caixinha was in conclave with several key members of the Sevco High Command.
The Portuguese Guardiola was adamant that the moderator of the Quintessentially British WhatsApp group needs to be shown the door.
He characterised the player as:
“Closed minded”
“Insulting to me as the manager”
“Not welcoming to the new players”.
It was his contention that if this player was expelled from the unhappy camp of Auchenhowie then everything would be better.
The members of the Sevco High Command who were in conclave with Pedro stated that they were fearful of an adverse reaction from The People.
However, I’m told that they are backing the manager in his judgement.
To this end, it has been brought to my attention that several high-Level sock puppets have been at work on the message boards preparing the way for this possible departure.
Pedro also asked the High Command to immediately close down the Quintessentially British WhatsApp group.
He was told that this simply wasn’t possible as there were personal freedom and data protection issues in play within the UK.
Today young Barrie McKay shone a light on what happens to players that Pedro doesn’t rate.
Meanwhile, training at Auchenhowie continues to be a full contact endeavour.
I’m told that Senhor Alves has already had several kicks at the Moderator on the playing fields of Murray Park.
Today the Portuguese stopper kept to the high-Level script that it is one big happy family and there has been a warm welcome for him at Sevco.
Colour me sceptical…
Aye… but … They’ll still get their world class breakfast.
Goa…. way with yer sell…… a typical Norn Iron expression asking that a person of Portuguese ancestry should…. “beat it ya wee bachle” Parliamo Glesga speak or …. ‘I say… you my man, that’s right you. Would you mind awfully joining the rest of the Wogs in the sub continent… just not cricket to have all you foreign johnnies over here in Englandshire…what what….
There are no words in any culture to deal with the true knuckle dragger…!!!
Night…night.. .
Thanks Phil.As we aware players can get the manager sacked if they decide to do so.A split dressing room in terms of language religion and possblly ability does not bode well and Pedro must know his time is limited.Bless.
Time will tell and i can’t see the gullibles taking to kind to him being shown the door. Only one winner in this, and it’s not the manager.
Sounds awfully like LeGuen all over again, Phil.
What next, he will be banning chips and Irn Bru for lunch.
Very much so.
Nandos Chicken Peri Peri all round lads.
Nandos comes from South Africa not Portugal ?
Is Monster Munch still banned?