I think they’re alone now

In recent weeks there has been a new addition to the Ibrox song sheet.

It is the Churchillian version of the 1987 hit “I think we’re alone now” by the American singer Tiffany.

The song was originally released in 1967 by Tommy James and the Shondells.

However, it is the eighties version that became iconic and reached number one in the charts.

It is the chorus that has recently received the creative input from The People:

I think we’re alone now,

There doesn’t seem to be anyone around

I think we’re alone now,

The beating of our hearts is the only sound

Now, these lyrics have had a dignified makeover.

The Ibrox version is:

“We hate Catholics.

Everybody hates fucking Roman Catholics”.

Dear reader, for the avoidance of doubt, this is 2017.

I think they’re alone now.

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