I think they’re alone now

In recent weeks there has been a new addition to the Ibrox song sheet.

It is the Churchillian version of the 1987 hit “I think we’re alone now” by the American singer Tiffany.

The song was originally released in 1967 by Tommy James and the Shondells.

However, it is the eighties version that became iconic and reached number one in the charts.

It is the chorus that has recently received the creative input from The People:

I think we’re alone now,

There doesn’t seem to be anyone around

I think we’re alone now,

The beating of our hearts is the only sound

Now, these lyrics have had a dignified makeover.

The Ibrox version is:

“We hate Catholics.

Everybody hates fucking Roman Catholics”.

Dear reader, for the avoidance of doubt, this is 2017.

I think they’re alone now.

51 thoughts on “I think they’re alone now”

  1. Nobody could ever fault the peepul for their deep thinking, artistic output and creativity, although the inbreeding in their wee hun towns and resulting stunted IQ’s should be a matter for public concern. I suppose it keeps Channel 5 going with Benefits Britain season 1690.

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  2. Shameful. Absolutely shameful. Will no one in MSMS highlight this? What about you Nicola? Why must we put up with this in 21st century going on 17th century Scotland? Is it because deep, deep down they fear us?

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    • …. AND another thing, 9 more goals in 6 games gives us the double… 55… .. we are the worlds most succesful club and are forever setting pacific records…. red it and weep, Declan…

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      • Declan says: 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 :D! 🙂 🙂 🙂 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

        Where’s mah Cryin With Laughter emoji when I need it maist?!

        Classic stuff, Sammy!

        We thought you were gone now
        There didn’t seem to be any Hun around (even though we know you’re not)

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  3. It’s all right. With our laws against offensive sectarian abuse, I am expecting to hear that the Scottish police have arrested several thousand of them.

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  4. Don’t you know. 3rds better than 1st & 2nd. Then it will be 4ths better than 1st, 2nd and 3rd according to Keech Jackson and Jabba and the other meedja moguls who toe the party line. The gift that keeps on giving ????. Gullibillies one and all.

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  5. I was unaware of this ditty. As I began reading I thought that perhaps self awareness had suddenly dawned upon them and they realised that the old song “we are Rangers, super Rangers, no one likes us, we don’t care” was all the more apposite now that enmity towards the club ihas spread to the square mile of London and financial centres beyond. In that sense, they are very much alone now.

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  6. Will they ever evolve? The culture they share is based on hatred. 2017 and they are regressing just like their team.

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  7. That doesn’t scan correctly in the second line Phil – too many syllables – so I think you’ve got it wrong. Doc’s is bang on though

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  8. As Celtic is an all inclusive Club/team,it can’t be aimed at us,surely they are misguided and won’t sing it at Humpthem on the 23rd?

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  9. I think a more appropriate choice of song might have been penned by a certain Mr Paul Weller. I do believe the chorus goes something like:

    “LIGHTS GO OUT, WALLS COME TUMBLING DOWN”.

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  10. they’re on a journey
    they think they’re going for fifty five
    dave king is their hero
    even tho he’s full of glib and shameless lies

    the warchest is empty
    theres nothing left to spend on pedro’s desires
    but they arr a peepul
    until their sevco finally expires

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  11. What has 2017 to do with it…???

    Jesus said….”they hated me first….now they’ll hate you”….

    Whatever group they belong to…if any…the oldest is the Lutherans founded at the very earliest 1517….yesterday in the ages of the Church….now they have been brought low by the very financial corrupt practices brought in by Cromwell and his imported…”Dutch men”….Cromwell borrowed money from them….and the English aristocracy overdosed on credit and debit for 200 years to such an extent that they starved Ireland in to famine….but we must always refer to them as Dutch…but they came there from Spain….and there from Palestine….where Titus expelled them….now Putin an the Chinese are going to expell them from Wall Street….the alternative is Trump sending the Marine Corps in to fight their wars for them….all them GI’s coming home with their legs blown off to fight Israel’s wars…..deal…or no deal….lets make a real deal and send Billy to get his legs blown off….???

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  12. Another addition to the anti love songs at Ibrox.When your team is no good revert to type and hate the catholics.That will be you too Pedro.They must be hurting with our highly respected professional manager targetting ten and the Celtic fans rubbing their noses in our domestic superiority it would be refreshing if the ibrox crowd en masse serenaded the opposition support with Always look on the bright side of life.A bit of humour can release the tension that envelops them.Just a suggestion.

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    • Wish that would happen. Their songbook on listening today still revels in hate, bile and the death of Catholics; mind the gap and avert your eyes and ears to our beloved Scottish Government and it’s established folk; the Peepul. Even when they win; they just can’t help themselves to rejoice in hatred, bigotry and fascism.

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      • No, most ESPECIALLY when they win.

        The crushing of Catholics is tied in to their superiority/inferiority complex.

        I knew Sevco would win on Sunday when my ‘affiliated’ ‘Clyde fan’ of a ‘mate’ didn’t know who McInnes was until he suddenly realised who I meant and exclaimed ‘Ah, DEEK!’

        There’s no such thing as neutrality in certain parts of west & central Scotland. They claim they’re Clyde, the Jags, St Mirren supporters, but there are so many handshakers at these clubs’ core that it’s frightening.

        Now we can add the Dons to the list of trouser tugging, nipple baring, arselickers.
        Who would’ve ever thunk it ..?

        5 Way A- Greedment aside.

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  13. They are truly deranged. Some wee orc somewhere came up with this tuneful ditty which was bad enough, but for his fellow orc hordes to adopt this embarrassing cringeworthy adaptation of Tiffanys girly rip-off of the original to wind up the Tims is laughably embarrassing.
    This tune at the time, although popular, was a sugary sickly offering definitely not aimed at hairy arsed Bears as its target market. You would have to dig a bigot dome sized hole to hide in to escape from the mortification of being caught singing it.

    In the words of the late great Ian Archer “a permanent embarrassment and an occasional disgrace”

    Excuse me while I laugh so hard that I may be in danger of cracking a rib or two. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Four more Ha’s and it will be Ten in a row!

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  14. Considering The Peoples vile reaction to the Islam CSC ‘banner’ I am sure the last place the GASL wants to be is in the Middle East, as he searches for OPM,non British money to keep the lights on at the quintessential British club(lol).
    A big shout out to all in The Minaun,Achill Island….HH.

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  15. I’ve never really understood this “hate Roman Catholics” stuff – same God, same creation, same Adam & Eve, same old book, same prophets, same tablets of stone, same virgin-birth, same Jesus, same crucifixion, same ressurection, same apostles, same new book.

    Other religions have fractured over who is the true successor to the founder – the source of true belief or who is a true prophet or false prophet. But even the post-schism Greek orthodox church shares all the above.

    These guys must have some deep, precise and sophisticated theological points to articulate. After all, it must be quite serious if it is immune to “love thy neighbour”, ” do unto others”, “turn the other cheek” etc etc.

    Do they hate the majority of Phillipinos?

    Do they hate half the population of Western Europe?

    Do they hate most of the population of Central and Southern America?

    Or am I missing something very subtle?

    Oh – do they hate the Greeks – including their fast food ?

    It strikes me it may be easier, more accurate, less alienating to define who they don’t hate. Come on boys, let’s have some Rangers love songs.

    What about “Billy Love Songs” by Wings

    You’d think the world would have had enough of Billy love songs
    But I look around me
    And I see it isn’t so
    Some people want to t fill the world with Billy love songs
    And what’s wrong with that ?
    I’d like to know
    Cos here I go again.
    I love . . . . . . .

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    • I’ve had a good think about this, CC, and the only person I know for sure that they like is the queen, and I’m not even sure how much they like her, all kowtowing, inbred, ‘beehive’ mentality aside.

      I’m equally uncertain if they take too well to the ancient Greeks- it certainly doesn’t seem like it, or they wouldn’t be in this constant pickle- although I do know some of them enjoy the occasional trip to modern Turkey, yet, again, I remain unsure how much they like the Turks themselves, as they always head for the nearest ‘Rangers’ pub as soon as they get off the plane.

      We know they don’t like the Latin races (see above), so, the queen apart, it must only be the most rabid right wing Americans of Scottish descent, the WASPS, you know, like those who formed the Ku Klux Klan or currently head up that equally lost new country.

      All in all, I think it’s safe to say that they like being in the company of ‘Real Rangers Men’ best, even if they ARE engaged in ripping them off for everything they have, and right under their noses too, although they do seem very easy to hoodwink, what with the lifetime of brainwashing and indoctrination behind them.

      Furthermore, shoild one get caught with their ‘unseen’ robbing hand in the poor man’s blue pound pockets, they just have to say the magic Masonic phrase then continue with the dipping.

      And, even when they do finally get found out, they simply sprinkle a little fairy dust Jabba’s way and the future can be whatever the thieving bandit wants it to be, provided there’s a scam in it.

      All in all, I don’t think they like that many folk and, given their unfortunate backward mentality in this most 21st century of worlds, I can’t say I can really blame them.

      After all, it must hurt like hell to know that you’re a dying breed and that there’s no hope of redemption.

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    • The time is now to teach children there is no god no heaven no hell, i’m 78 now when i was young in the comic books they depicted the bad people with slanted eyes or black people, even in the movies the good cowboy had the white horse, and the baddie was in black, even to this day all wars are not about the ordinary people, its about the rich protecting what they own, oil ,territory, whatever, but they know if they teach religion at an early age, and make them believe theirs is the right one, it is easy to divide , for example catholic protestant, Rangers Celtic etc, IRA, ISIS AL-QA’IDA, where did they come from they are not terrorists they are freedom fighters, the rich OWN the papers and the TV stations, they put out the news, now ask yourself when you hear about people being raped, tortured and chemical warfare, it would make you want to go to war, but ask yourselves its thousands of miles away, WHY ? it cant be to save the people, because we bomb the innocent people ourselves far more than they have, lets not kid ourselves on, if Scotland becomes Independent, with our resourses England will not sit back , and we will find ourselves being called terrorists

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      • Compartmentalisation is key for any smart global elite, especially one that has been working such a number on us for all these centuries.

        (See ‘Ancient Egypt & Freemasonry’ for reference)

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  16. There’re clearly a few budding Tim Rice protégés over in Mordor. Perhaps an Ivor Novello award might at last refresh their trophy cabinet !

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    • With such advanced lyrics as these, it’s clear that the wordsmiths around Ibrox have the Orwell Prize in their sights, no doubt believing that, if the Rangers Tax Case blogger can win it with ‘a load of lies’, then they can do it by hating Catholics.

      Who knows, they might even be trying to ‘one up’ Bob Dylan by going for the Nobel Prize for Literature from the Swedish Academy itself, their only potential dilemma being if there’s a Fenian blogger in the room, should they stay or should they go.

      You’re down to the bones now
      Only one hyena left sucking the marrow out

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  17. Surely one of those intellectual icons could at least come up with a revised version
    of a 1980s Kulchurr Klub number. Let them get on with it. Shown up for what they are.

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  18. “What’s up doc” since day one of the season everyone and their granny knew they were in financial dire straits except the peepil who were being fed fantasy stories from level 5

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  19. We think we are ok now!
    There does not appear to be any debts arround!
    We think we on up now!
    King is goona fund everything from now on…

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    • It’s a decent suggestion Danny but they don’t/can’t do humour. Vitriolic hate is their thing. It’s all they know and all they are capable of. It’s sad, shameful and inevitable.

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    • Brilliant Doc. May I suggest you change we to you and our to your and you have a perfect reply to any of their nasty songs?

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