A foreign foe.

What brings a Berliner to Glasgow to attempt to indulge in fisticuffs with some locals?

A love of Aberdeen Football Club apparently.

The appalling vista of 120 Hertha Berlin chappies joining forces with their casual pals from the Granite City to attack some Gers is what happened near Ibrox stadium last week end.

Thankfully the police were all over it and were not caught napping.

The first warning sign was that the tickets purchased by Aberdeen fans were twice their normal amount taking 1200 last week end instead of their usual 600.

Three Deutschlanders were huckled on the day and I hope they will have some time to consider the idiocy of their odyssey.

Well done the Polis.

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