Meditation in the Blue Room

I think it is fair to say that HMS Sevco isn’t a happy ship at the moment.

Firstly, the Dalai Lama of the Blue Room was undoubtedly less than Zenlike at this offering from your humble correspondent.
I fully understand why the Transcendental Chairman would want such a dignified conclave to remain confidential.
Then again, the tranquil one is more accustomed to the succulent obedience of the Stenography Corps.
The idea that a journalist would investigate the shenanigans at the stadium Mr John Brown played for is just not on.

The delightful Philippe is undoubtedly an amiable chap, perhaps too much so.
My information is that in the interview process, his requirements were not dissimilar to those laid out by Frank Lampard.
Apparently, the Chelsea icon was particularly trenchant in his demands.
Consequently, there was no wriggle room for the Sevco High Command if he had been appointed.
Perhaps the Clement camp made an assumption based on the previous accounts from Rangers International Football Club (RIFC).
Admittedly, they had made a slight loss in the year they reached the toilet sampling fiesta in Seville.
However, in the following accounting period, the club formed in 2012 had the Aribo and Bassey sales plus UEFA Champions League revenues.
I’m told that the likeable Belgian and his people had assumed a minimum working budget of around £10m.
Oh, dear…
Once the most recent set of accounts was published, it might have become horribly apparent to Philippe that those monies were unavailable.
Is he now having regrets about this career move?

Well, I, for one, wouldn’t blame him.
Oh, one other thing:
This Thursday, the illustrious Mickey B and his work experience entourage should be paid the remainder of their contracts in full.
My information is that the severance terms for the ex-QPR legend and his people are legally airtight.
A little present that the Serious Professional left behind him?

I’m sure that Sevco’s spiritual leader will meditate it all away.