As he is enlightened and at one with the universe, I was unsurprised to learn today that the Transcendental Chairman recently enquired after your humble correspondent.
It was touching to realise that such special people walk amongst us.
Perhaps he was somehow perfected by a higher civilisation.
In a secret ceremony even?
Could that be the real reason that he wants his underlings to operate on Tibet time as he does?
Like those other pretend Champions, Mr Beale’s charges are currently in Geneva.
Hopefully, for this sake, Servette does not prove to be his Nemesis.
Crushing the mighty Livi four nil certainly gave him some breathing space.
Any hope that Celtic, the real champions, would stumble at Pittodrie was dashed as Rodgers made in-game changes that proved decisive.
I have noticed that Operation Soothe has been churning out some pishful thinking that the basket of assets has splurged some £15m in transfers.
The reality is apparent if they would only follow follow the money.
Of course, they cannot do that and maintain their role in the Stenography Corps.
For example, take the signing of José Adoni Cifuentes Charcopa from Los Angeles FC.
Apparently, the American outfit allowed a player valued at £12m to go for only £1.2m.
Well, it was a far more impressive deal: £200k for a £12m player.
Now that’s pretty shrewd business.
Perhaps the Dalia Lama of the Blue Room was using his special powers.
Moreover, I was told that the pretend champions of Planet Fitba indulged in their customary cavilling throughout the negotiation.
I was informed by a well-placed source today that when the £2.5m for Fashion Jnr was factored in, the current net outlay is closer to £2.3m than the putative fifteen mill.
The simple financial truth could be central to a positive narrative that the club, under the watchful gaze of UEFA, is doing its business on a sustainable basis.
Instead, the Sevco High Command believes they must reassure the emotionally fragile Ibrox klanbase that the eleven-year-old club has oodles of cash to spend.
That’s why I love it when Mr Beale doesn’t get the memo.
Here he is telling the truth in a recent presser about Sevco’s finances, “financially this summer, the money going out, the money coming in will even itself out”.
Despite this on-the-record admission by Beale, the Stenography Corps still obediently regurgitated the £15 million figure that had been spoon-fed to them.
As the featured image proves, it is all a highly profitable pretence.
For many, it is an entertaining fantasy world to imagine that Rangers didn’t die in 2012, even when they have financial evidence to the contrary.
However, journalists stop being members of the Fourth Estate when they collude in the illusion.
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In all liquidations where a new organisation emerges,one of the main rules is that the new name must indicate a clear difference from the previous liquidated company eg AFC Wimbledon. The simple adding of the word “The” to Rangers should not have been acceptable to Companies House as there is basically no change from the previous club allowing the media to continue to muddy the waters.
There are 2 Rangers F C’s – one playing in the SPFL and one finalising liquidation payments(after 10 years). If anyone disputes this ask Dave King how much he got from the liquidation assets!!
Is there any other club in the UK which has such a sycophantic bunch of so called journalists in their pockets .
The absolute garbage they put out regards the entity that plys their trade out of ibrox is incredible
If Secvo get beat tonight and out of the CL then operation spin will go full throttle
Orders will be dispatched from the transcendental chairmen to the senior Sevco reporter as he bunkers down
News of a defeat will not go down well in those whose live within the Tibetan time zone .
Oh dear
It’s astonishing that the BBC, ITV, SKY etc., and of course all the Scottish newspapers (if that’s the right word?) still pretend that Sevco is somehow Rangers. On 29th July 2012 (2 days BEFORE Sevco changed its name to TRFCL) Sevco Scotland Limited played Brechin. That is incontrovertible. Rangers FC (1872) was en route to Liquidation at the time after having had a CVA refused by HMRC. It’s all out there if you know where to look. Just ask Peter Lawell…….
Of course, the author of this site does not need reminding of the above as it may well have been here that I first learned of this, it’s just to keep the TRUTH fresh in folk’s minds until it is finally published and Rangers FC can be laid to rest. Permanently.
Oh what fun it is watching the sevconions trying to square the circle of the debenture debts payment in the £ .
Someone mentioned club and the overseers were on straight away to
Protect the BIG LIE .
I wonder if he could give us the name and company number of the holding company that wasn’t the old club .
Got £115 back for his club deck debenture which – if memory serves – cost upwards of £1000?! There truly is one born every minute.
If Servette wipe the floor with Rangers, will we napkins on the bonfire, Phil?
And maybe Cantwell will get another MOTM performance in his second (according to himself) “Champions League” game.
It truly pains me to say this, but it is actually in Celtics interest for Sevco to get through tomorrow. Then get knocked out in the next round. It so happens that Switzerland are the biggest danger to Scotland’s automatic CL group place, and any Swiss team beating any Scottish team would not be good news in that regard.
It would also be in our interest for Hibs to progress.
Yes, that £15M ‘spend’ is laughable.
The Cifuentes’ ‘reported’ spend is even funnier.
Think sevco will do just enough to stumble past Servette tomorrow.
The sycophantic SMSM will translate that as Beale confirming his ‘Messiah status’,
well, until sevco gets humped by PSV.
Then Beale will be promptly labelled as a gibbering loser by the SMSM,
– with the tacit approval of an apoplectic Bennett ? 🙂