Analysing Sevco

The news that Mr Beale had invited a sports psychologist to the training ground is too deliciously contrived for a novel.

Firstly, the timing could not have been worse.

Inviting a psychologist to that centre of mediocrity after the cup final defeat sends a clear message that the Sevco supremo thinks that some of his charges need some mental adjustment.

I think it is fair to say that following this performance art on the Hampden turf, there was a free and frank exchange of views in the loser’s dressing room afterwards.

My information is that Antonio Čolak was especially appreciative that the gaffer decided to start the lithe Colombian up front.

One veteran Sevco battler observed that the match required a degree of…err… traditional masculinity:

“You needed men out there!”

Perhaps, he meant this young chap wasn’t suitable for the task at hand on Sunday.

Coming to close quarters with the cup holders and current league champions in am midfield battle isn’t for everyone.

However, this muscly fellow was just the job.

Could they be related?

I think it deserves repeating that the appointment of the ex-QPR legend was essentially an exercise in disguised downsizing.

Now, is it becoming apparent to the brethren in the Blue Room that Beale the coach and Beale the manager are two entirely different propositions?

I think that’s a fair question to pose.

Obviously, it won’t be asked by the local media as they abide by the succulent protocols.

It’s worth noting that when it comes to dispensing with the services of a football manager that financial considerations are on the table too.

Mr Let’s Go was essentially unsackable for that reason.

Consequently, the move from Aston Villa was a huge boon.

Mr Giovanni required to be paid off, and my information is that this is still ongoing in several tranches.

As for Mr Beale, his severance details differ depending on the month it happens.

He gets one year’s salary from the start of the season until the beginning of the January window.

If it is after that, then it is six months’ wages.

Now, for the avoidance of doubt, I am not for one second suggesting that this has been discussed in the Blue Room.

Overall he is liked and, unlike his predecessor, keeps to the official message in front of the camera.

In terms of the Sevco High Command, it is now all about season ticket renewals.

Of course, they have the usual succulent suspects in the Stenography Corps to continue the feel-good fantasy about great days ahead.

Dear reader, please spare a thought for the Director of Fantasy at the basket of assets.

He has to deal with a major exodus from the first-team squad in the summer.

Moreover, he has to source replacements using around only ONE THIRD of the wages that will be saved by those leaving.

This reduction is due to a combination of turnover and UEFA surveillance.

That prospect is enough to give anyone major psychological problems.