Sevco some way apart from financial reality

I’m told that the…ahem…“ story ”… about Jamie Murphy on Sky has a high-Level provenance.

Moreover, it was authorised from south of the Limpopo.

I think the Sevco sitcom has a new transfer euphemism in “some way apart”.

Perhaps the Impecunious Kid believes that The People will lap this sort of stuff up.

What I have established is that the beleaguered Director of Fantasy Mark Allen is not to blame for this particular Jackanory.

The ex-Citeh chap is still sore about the appointment of Jimmy Nicholl.

Indeed, the Serious Professional had do put him right that the Canadian born coach had been appointed by the esteemed chairman in Johannesburg.

It is almost as if the left brogue doesn’t know what the right brogue is up to at Sevco.

Developing confusion…

30 thoughts on “Sevco some way apart from financial reality”

  1. having a medical does not mean he has signed…. there will be a lot more to this… ps Phil… I wasn’t implying you were wrong yesterday Lol, I was simply wondering which couch they could have possibly found £1m down the back of ?

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  2. Phil…. this guy is apparently in glasgow for a medical with a fee agreed (pictures of Murphy at Glasgow airport).. if the story is just a story why is he in glasgow for a supposed medical?.

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  3. Hi Phil Happy New Year to you and yours…sky are persisting with this ,stating the fee of around £1M has been agreed. Maybe someone has robbed Peter to pay Paul. cheers John

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    • Is is Matt & Luke Goss from Bros in a ‘Two For The Price Of One’ type deal?

      I wonder if they’ll go for them BEFORE administration, AFTER administration or ON THE DAY OF administration, like Oldco tried with Daniel Cousin ..?

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  4. Phil correct me if I’m wrong But is not illegal to take tickets from Sevco As Supreme Court has stated that the Cold Shoulder states that nobody is to buy or sell anything to that club/Company..Are Scottish Football Clubs breaking the Law by doing so as it would be classed as putting cash into that club while King is still there..I Mabey wrong but I think they’re breaking a Supreme Court Decision..

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  5. Hilarious stuff Phil. The player’s Wikipedia page was even updated by someone yesterday to show that he had joined Sevco, then later on it was fixed to reflect reality instead of fantasy. The Wikipedia edit history page shows the sad details in full, however.

    Happy 2018 to all!

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  6. Got to hand it to Level 5, they are persistently providing crap for the Scottish media to fill the pages and airwaves.
    Joaquin Fernandez, Uruguayan wonderkid being monitored by Celtic, Aberdeen and, wait fot it, Newco, surprise, surprise.
    All 3 clubs have spoken to his people…..really, really.
    French and EPL clubs are also monitoring the wonderkid.
    Is that the best they can do?
    A South American prospect with a number of options being linked with Aberdeen and Newco…..pull the other one, its absolute nonsense.
    Just love those articles which claim Newco has got one over on Celtic by signing the likes of Jamie Murphy who we were alledgedly interested in 2 years ago!

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  7. I always wonder why clubs don’t knock sh1t like this on the head as soon as it’s reported. They must know that any kind of link with one of their players to Sevco is more to be laughed at that actually drum up interest, It reeks of desperation. Anyone ever ask the simple question, when was the last time Sevco spent anything in a January window

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  8. Hi Phil
    Good piece. Heard a rumour they were trying to punt Josh Windass in opposite direction for same money
    Can’t see Murphy taking a pay cut at his age to join sevco
    HH

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  9. Aye, the right foot’s wearing Dave’s borrowed brown brogue and the left foot has Alistair Johnston’s cowboy boot on it, as Tecumseh so eloquently put it.

    The thing is, you can’t kick with the left foot when ensconced in the Ibrox brogue room.

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    • … and the right foot only kicks its own arse!

      You’d have to say the behaviour of this fantastic biped doesn’t exactly scream out “evolutionary survival”…

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  10. Zombies in Glasgow celebrate making up no ground on their nearest rivals for second spot Aberdeen and Hibs. Celtic fans upset their team downed tools for the day and prepared for well earned Dubai holiday whilst no-one challenged them or dented their crown. What a crazy world we live in.
    Happy new year Phil

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  11. For Queen’s Eleven to Hump Celtic. 0-0 with only over a day of the year remaining, reminds me of Popeye v Bluto III at Madison Square Garden when only a can of spinach stood between a draw and parity. It goes to show that Scottish football really needs a fit and proper Rangers if the likes of Saturday ‘s fireworks are ever to be seen again in out time! While Clubs like Blinkered Celtic can still only manage mere statements, Rangers can actually make declarations, which are far more expensive, and these aren’t managed at all!

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  12. A good new year to you Phil and your kin.
    Only 2no days into ’18 and you have already excelled yersel !!
    Donation …..errr…..warmly donated.

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  13. Yawn.

    It’s a transfer window.

    It’s the pish they flow in transfer windows.

    They pay a great deal of money for this instead of spending it on players.

    Hasn’t Jabba heard that Ronaldo is available? Jabba has always been in charge of transfers at Sevco, the fictional transfers.

    James Murphy sounds like an Irish Catholic surname. Their fans are trying to get away from all that.

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  14. Different class Phil.

    I wonder if anymore Zombies will visit soon?, maybe they are still celebrating getting a point against the Champions.

    HH

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